Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

I am looking for a face to sit on[f]

I’m looking for a good place where I can sit, can I use your

Looking for a face to sit on, any takers?

Looking for a new face to sit on. Any volunteers?

I'm plugged and looking for a face to sit on

I'm plugged and looking for a face to sit on

I'm plugged and looking for a face to sit on

I'm plugged and looking for a face to sit on

I'm plugged and looking for a face to sit on

I'm looking for a face to sit on

I’m looking to borrow someone’s face to sit on