Apparently today is La Fête Nationale, and Nipple Wednesday,

today is the day;) who is the lucky redditor who can give me

today is the day;) who is the lucky redditor who can give me

today is the day;) who is the lucky redditor who can give me

today is the day;) who is the lucky redditor who can give me

today is the day;) who is the lucky redditor who can give me

today is the day;) who is the lucky redditor who can give me

today is the day;) who is the lucky redditor who can give me

today is the day;) who is the lucky redditor who can give me

today is the day;) who is the lucky redditor who can give me

today is the day;) who is the lucky redditor who can give me

Today is the day! The day my ass tightens your pants