I'm so lonely today, wanna come and play with me a while?

I know, you're so lonely and hard and you wish you could have

Lonely in the shower.. you should be here

Would you slap them if I ask you to

They are yours to touch

Feeling needy AF right now

Come watch me play

Horny and lonely tonight

I'm so horny I'd could last very long

The fact that you guys jerk off to this is sooo fucking hot to

My dad saw my reddit account

To every redditor who feels lonely: Hi, how was your day