Santa was in my bed last night, he’s got a big one

My bed broke last night. Can I sleep in yours?

Even the bed turned red from my intimate desires (f)

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

You have me in your bed for the night, what would you do?

Every day, a full course breakfast is served in bed

I need someone in my bed tonight.

You have me in your bed for the night, what would you do?

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

When the kids are in bed, mommy wants to be bred

You have me in your bed for the night, what would you do?

You have me in your bed for the night, what would you do?