original post: https://redd.it/g9ysnt
Call me fed ex because I’m dropping off a package 😏
Beardsandboners by marvinthemartian222
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They Call me a drum... Because I Need Somebody to Tap me....
Call me orange juice because this pussy is fresh squeezed!
The UPS guy was dropping off a package
Call me the liberator because I’m setting them free! (f)35
Call me jell-o because I like to jiggle
Call me Jamie Lannister, because I could use a hand.
Call me a cowgirl because I’m going to milk him dry
