Does this qualify as a cum cannon?

My cum cannon almost hit the ceiling with this edged up load!

Almost hit my face 😅

Accidentally hit myself in the face

Overshot hit my face

2nd cum of the day and still hit my face

Nothing like a cum cannon on your own face 💦

I can hit targets across the room with my cannon

First post here, hit my face and the camera mmmm

Too much of a cannon and I hit my phone

[42] Almost hit myself in the face with this shot

Do I qualify as a cum cannon?