I'd use your face as my seat

Can I take a seat on your face

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat?

Lemme use your face as a seat

Your face looks like a great seat for me

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

I think your face is a comfy seat

Looking for a face or cock to sit on

Can I take a seat on your face while I lay stinky, loud farts

Super tired today, can I take a seat on your face?

You face would make a good seat for me 💋

Your face looks like this comfortable seat