You left your fleshlight on the bed

Too flat to fuck or just right?

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me? 😉

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me? 😉

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me? 😉

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me? 😉

Flat as a board, thinking about getting implants.. should I?

Flat as a board, but would you still nail me? 😉

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me? 😉

Flat as a board but would you still nail me?

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me? 😉

I may be flat as a board, but would you still nail me? 😉