Want to eat my ass for Thanksgiving dinner instead?

Thanksgiving dinner is overrated. Eat me instead.

Eat me instead of what’s in the fridge?

skip breakfast and eat me instead ;)

Put down that takeout and eat me out instead

Eat me instead of what’s in the fridge?

Does your girlfriend send you stuff like this, or do I need to

Wanna eat some teacher ass?

Would you eat me after college?

Forget breakfast..eat my ass instead!

Skip breakfast and eat me out instead [F]

skip breakfast, eat me instead [BTBF]