[f]or lunch I’d like to order a face to sit on

Who’d like to volunteer their face to sit under me

I'd like to make an appointment to sit on your face please

I'd like to make an appointment to sit on your face please

I'd like to make an appointment to sit on your face please

I'd like to borrow your face for me to sit on

I'd like to borrow your face for me to sit on

I'd like to borrow your face for me to sit on

I'd like to borrow your face for me to sit on

I'd like to make an appointment to sit on your face please|Link

I'd like to make an appointment to sit on your face please|Link

I don't like to sit anywhere, I can sit on you.