My ass is looking for a place to sit

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

this naughty elf is looking for somewhere to sit 🎅

Looking for a new face to sit on. Any volunteers?

looking for a face to sit on

Looking for a place to sit

Are you looking for something hard to sit on?

I’m looking for a face to sit on

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

Yes, I’m extremely hairy! But could I maybe sit on your face

I'm plugged and looking for a face to sit on