Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I wanna sit on your face but I might accidentally crush you...

your face looks like a good place to sit

your face looks like a good place to sit

your face looks like a good place to sit

your face looks like a good place to sit

Mind if I sit on your face [f]

Your face looks like a perfect chair, can I sit?

Your face looks like a nice place to sit

Is your face taken? looks good to sit on it

i wanna sit on your face at first date [F]

Is your face taken? looks good to sit on it