When you're 5'1"and your thigh highs come up to your ass, you

When you have to listen to your client

When you have a pussy between your legs, monogamy is a sad joke.

When you have a BUBBLY and BOUNCY personality ;)

When you have a 5 foot girl in your passenger seat, pants are

When you have 1 job and you do it just right

You have two hands for my two boobs, perfect!

When you have guests over, but your new boy toy wants to see

when you have to lie to your friends because you can’t tell

WHEN YOU AT THE CLUB AND YOUR FAV TWERKIN SONG COMES ON

When you have a latex and ass fetish

When you wish my hands were your hands 💜