Bad news: I got ghosted on a first date. GOOD NEWS: The nudes

Your girlfriend doesn’t think your white racist bully is that

Bad News 😂

Yes, honey, I know he's your bully. He's very, very bad. But

Good mommy, bad mommy. Both are solid options😉

Mommy has been bad, you may have to spank me (f)50

I'm a bad mommy

Mommy told me she managed to make a deal with my black bully!

I've been a bad mommy

Mommy knows just how to handle your bullies

Mommy's Bad News [mom] [bully]

Your mean school bully beat you up and stole your new hoverboard!