I had a crush on your daughter, but she turned me down when I

I walked into the comic book store, after I was picked on by

You thought you were gonna get away with bullying me for years.

I thought swapping with a sexy woman would be the turning point

Yeah no, swap-tech changed my life! Ever since Ron realized we

Girlfriend thinks the masseuse has left so she starts massaging

It had been 3 months since the Great Shift - the night I ended

The compulsion was too strong to resist. I had to be bred. It

Just to show everybody what I wear under my clothes in real li(f)e:

It was a hot summer day and Sarah was feeling a bit frisky. She

My college roommate was a boring, shy, quiet nerd, and I was

The real couple had been together for a few years, but they had