Can’t believe I used to call myself a man😫

making a mess all over myself ;)

quick load on myself

It's not often that I get the house to myself. Gotta take advantage

Milking myself after a workout

Draining myself into a Magnum

Milking myself is quite the job

Watch me blow all over myself 😈

Edging myself to completion

Watch me cu(m) all over myself

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

I need help cleaning up after exploding all over myself