Who wants to let me use their face as my chair

May I use your face as a chair

I don't have a chair, can I use your face?

Looking for a face to use as a chair

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat?

May I use your face as a chair

I wanna use your face as my chair

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

Can I use your face as my chair?

Can I use your face as my chair?

Thank you for letting me clap my ass on your face sir ;)