(f)ortune cookie

back (f)or (m)ore stretching

(f)ucking (m)y ass

(m)y kegels are paying of(f)

we (m)ight be late (f)or work today

hu(m)p day = (f)ishnet day

sounds like so(m)ebodys got a case o(f) the mondays

riding = (f)orced crea(m)pie 🥧

(f)luid dynamics

playing with my color(f)ul toys

(m)ounting his (f)uckstick

Who's (M)ounting next?