Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

Clean up call!

I'm so mature, I'm so mature.

Don't worry, it's fine.

True female orgasm.

Whenever you are around, can't speak

Watch one of Jake's girlfriend wipe.

Catch it if you can.

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an

Oh yeah, you know he loves watching me.

He loves watching me, just makes us stronger.

Like a good boyscout, he is always preparing