I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

Your face looks like a comfortable chair

Your face looks like a comfortable chair,

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat?

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

May I use your face as a chair

May I use your face as a chair

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it ;)

Would you let me use your face as a chair?