Your face is my new chair, deal?

You promised that I could use your face as a chair!

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I hope you don’t mind if I use your face as my chair

May I use your face as a chair

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!

I wish I could rub them in your face

May I use your face as a chair

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

May i use your face or cock as my chair next sir? ;)