In our private group, we LOVE to make fun of tiny clits like

I love playing with my tits before bed

I got a bed but I’d rather be in yours

I'm sitting on my bed but I'd rather be sitting on you!

I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

My bed broke, can I sleep in yours?

My bed broke, can I sleep in yours?

I love that Mother's Day is on "Suck him Sunday," it's fitting!

I always love spending time with my bed, how about join me?

I always love spending time with my bed, how about join me?

I love the feeling of this slime thing inside me, but I'd much

I love the way you make me feel like a wild woman in bed.