Let me sit on your face pls

Let me sit on your face pls

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

I need a place to sit, is your face available?

Can I sit on your face pls?

Can I sit on your face pls?

Can I sit on your face pls?

Can I sit on your face pls?

Would you let me sit on your face?

Can I sit on your face pls?

Shall I sit on your face or your lap first