Can I help you with that morning wood?

Any volunteers to help with this morning wood?

Who wants to help with my morning wood?

[31] Couldn't resist stroking my morning wood until I leaked

This one is from 7:19 this morning. Less than an hour later,

Need Someone to Take Care of This Morning Wood

can someone help me with this

Friday morning wood. Who’s gonna help me with it?

Morning wood, in need of someone to help me with it

Would you let me help with that morning wood if you woke up to

Can someone help me out with my morning wood?

Can someone help me out with my morning wood?