Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Do you mind if I sit on your face ?

Do you mind if I sit on your face ?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Do you mind if I sit on your face ?

I want to sit on your face if you don't mind

I really need a place to sit. Mind if I use your face?

I really need a place to sit. Mind if I use your face?

Hope you don’t mind if I sit on your face & grind all over

I'll sit on your face, I think you don't mind

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Hope you don't mind if I sit on your face