Can I borrow your face for a second??

I'd like to borrow your face for me to sit on

May I borrow your face?

Mind if i borrow your face?

Mind if i borrow your face?

Mind if i borrow your face?

Can I borrow your face

I need a face to sit, please borrow me yours 😈

Can I borrow your face?

Can I borrow your face?

Son, can I borrow your face? I promise you'll like it aswell!

Need a little attention, can I borrow your tongue?