I'd like to borrow your face for me to sit on

I wanna borrow your face for this night

can i borrow your face for a few minutes?

Can I borrow your face for 15 minutes?

Mind if i borrow your face?

Mind if i borrow your face?

Mind if i borrow your face?

Can I borrow your face for a sec?

Can I borrow your face?

Can I borrow your face?

Can I borrow your face?

I'm not just a pretty face, I'm also intelligent and funny.