You walk into your boyfriend's dads room and find this. What

"The stable master? I heard he's getting a massage in the back

Here's what I'll do as soon as you walk in the room

Here's what I'll do as soon as you walk in the room

Here's what I'll do as soon as you walk in the room

Here's what I'll do as soon as you walk in the room

Here's what I'll do as soon as you walk in the room

Here's what I'll do as soon as you walk in the room

Here's what I'll do as soon as you walk in the room

Here's what I'll do as soon as you walk in the room

Here's what I'll do as soon as you walk in the room

You walk into your room and see me like this. What do you do?