Is it bad if I pretend they're mom and daughter?

Just an average, natural mom showing off her body

Just the mom next door inviting you over for a cup of coffee

Would you give your best friends mom a go with an ass like this?

Not your typical mom next door, I have a wild side to men

Your mom wanted to get into cosplay, embarrassing both you and

My curvy mom bod

Describe the feeling evoked by me in three words or less. Let's

Basically a regular mom with a bad side.

Chocolate 🍫 dick for breakfast 🍳 with a side of hot milk

Red heads always have a bad side ;)

My mom says I'm a bad planner but I think she means I'm a *naughty*