Is my shirt bothering you? Let me fix that

It feels good to let off some steam in the morning, how about

“Listen Mac, you better not do any funny business with my wife!

Hey! You're not horny enough. Let me fix that.

Let's film a porno so we can jerk off to it later <33

“Okay bud let’s jerk but no gay stuff this time”… me

Covered in tattoos but no cum, let’s fix that

Let's film a porno so we can jerk off to it later. ;)

Good morning, let me fix that

Let's film a porno so we can jerk off to it later ;)

Let me distract you for the next couple minutes 😏

I asked this guy on the hiking trail to take some topless pics