I'd like to borrow your face for me to sit on

Can I borrow your face?

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Mind if i borrow your face?

Mind if i borrow your face?

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May i borrow your face as a chair ?

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

Can I borrow your face to sit on?

Can I borrow your face?

Can I borrow your face?

Can I borrow your face?