Can I use your face as my personal chair? [OC]

You promised that I could use your face as a chair!

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat?

I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

Let me use your face as a chair

May I use your face as a chair

Can I use your face as a chair?

I was hoping to use your face as a chair

May I use your face as a chair

My ex said I was too fat to ride his face, do you think I’m

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

Using His Face Like a Chair