Will you let me sit on your face? 😳

I really need a face to sit on..

Can I sit on your face?

I need to sit on someone's face

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

Say hi if you'd let me sit on your face

Could I sit on your face next?

Can I sit on your face please?

Would you let me sit on your face?

Can I sit on your face

I’m just gonna sit down on your face if you don’t mind

I'm ready to sit on the stranger's face now