“Yuck it’s all over my face, it stinks and it’s so thick,

(RP) I was so upset that I couldn’t go to Comic Con because

my girlfriend and i were on a mountain hike when the Great Shift

"I regret it! I didn't mean too! please let me stop!" I used

I roll my eyes and set the phone up in the women’s bathroom,

It started as a prank. We swapped my girlfriend with her little

When I told you I'd booked us a free day on our own private boat

It's swap week at the company, its a dumb HR idea thought of

A few weeks ago my witch apprentice girlfriend tried to cast

No one would ever believe that my wife and I were over 130 years

My Indian girlfriends mom and I had swapped bodies for fun after

I still couldn't believe that I bought the winning swap lottery