I missed an important job interview because I was masturbating.

You make me hard, you gotta suck it off. Sorry pal, I don't make

Hey I'm gonna dump all my nsfw videos here. Sorry.

Pussy was on your list right, sorry no returns!

I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to! Frotting just makes me! XD

Sorry honey I tried to talk to your bully but he wouldn't let

Sorry for causing so much distraction on the road

Sorry Portland Wincos, because you haven’t offered me a position

18 and all natural ;) Sorry I'm little shy (f)

Sorry, i’m just bad at timing! I always invite my buds over

I'm sorry to tease, but I can't help myself.

Sorry for the jiggling stomach and voice its ugly