original post: https://redd.it/14bya06
A thief took all my chairs! Can I use your lap instead?
skinnytail by Lunarui
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can I sit on your lap and grind on your cock
We can fuck all night instead go to party today
Me doing a lap dance is a subtle invitation for you to eat and
Can I rest my feet in your lap?
You order pizza but get this instead
Looks like all the chairs are taken. Mind if I sit on your lap
Don't play with gun's. Play with big cocks instead. 😁
Let's use your hands instead of mine
Do you wish it was your hands instead of mine right now? homewrecker
Have a seat on my lap (25)
Instead of christmas pudding, i want a creampie this year;)