Chance [m]akes chairs a whole lot more fun to sit on

A short skirt gives me a lot of privileges🔞 For example, when

Chairs gone missing! Can I sit with you instead?

No chairs left in my place, got any comfy spots for me to sit?

No chairs here, let me sit on your dick

Can I sit on your lap?

I hate chairs, why cant I always sit on someones face?

No chairs here, can i sit on your dick?

No chairs here, can i sit on your face?

Just missing a face to sit on

Thick thighs ✔️ Juicy ass ✔️ All that's missing is a

Would you sit on my lap if there are no chairs left?