At first my bully's gang tied up Mom but pretty soon they freed

I've never had a girl blowing me, but at least my bully is nice

At least my wife is getting along well with my family. [Uncle/Nephew's

At least your bully has the decency to keep you mom quiet so

My tits may be tiny but at least my ass is caked up 💖

At least my load is not tiny

My girlfriend is always lost in her phone. At least my sister

My thighs are so thicc but at least my cock is 6” soft. 😜

At least my sister is not sleeping with her coworkers

At least my cunt can please a cock while I train my worthless

At least my ass makes up for my smaller boobs

At least your bully doesn't bother you anymore