Would you have been brave enough to ask your high school crush

Do you enjoy my ass for breakfast?

Army

Could I be your secret courtship?

Claire

Could your best friend's sister be your girlfriend?

💦💦

My chair is missing, can you be my solution?

Is there a chance you're my Reddit crush?

I dream you adore the thrill of not pulling out ;)

Seeking a comforting cuddle companion ;)

I wonder how many older men have the urge to eat my ass.

If you whisper in my ear, you make me wet.