It's hard to piss when you're that turned on just by the thought

It’s just not the same when I have to do it myself...any volunteers?

You gonna fuck me or do I have to do it myself?

it doesn't feel the same when i have to do it myself

it doesn't feel the same when i have to do it myself

it doesn't feel the same when i have to do it myself

it doesn't feel the same when i have to do it myself

You're hooking up with this girl and she gives you this big reveal...

you could choose a position we would do it, which one would it

If we were on a first date and I told you to taste my asshole,

I like to tease young men, let me know if you're a first timer,

Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometimes!