Hi fellow horny redditors, TY so much for all the support, comments,

Am I girlfriend material?

I'm not a morning person, but I am a good pillow.

I'm not a morning person, but I am a good pillow.

I'm not a morning person, but I am a good pillow.

I'm not a morning person, but I am a good pillow.

I'm not a morning person, but I am a good pillow.

I'm not a morning person, but I am a good pillow.

I am such a good girl today, didn't even censor my big boobs,

I'm not a morning person, but I am a good pillow.

I'm not a morning person, but I am a good pillow.

Am I just that old school? Does no one know what a pineapple