would you let me sit on your face if i asked nicely?

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

On my way to sit on your face!

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Would you let me sit on your face?

as long as you’ve got a face I’ve got somewhere to sit ;)

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

can i sit on your face?

Pardon me while I sit on your face

Can I sit on your face pls?

Can i sit your face ?