Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

just wanted to ask if i could take a seat on your head

Can I take a seat on your face?

You have the best seat in the house

I’d like to use your face as a seat

Need a seat?

I need a new seat, can I use your face? 😊

Wyd if you’re in the passenger seat ?

come take a seat cutie <3

Let me take a seat

Can I have a seat?

Who wants to be my new seat?