I’m the reason why men have a morning wood :P

There’s a reason why your wife didn’t invite you to her high

Let me be the reason why you masturbate today

Why don't you stop over for a quick snack

I want to be your reason for smiling...

You're the reason why I can't stop smiling today <3

Let me be the reason why you masturbate today

You're the reason why I can't stop smiling today.

You're the reason why I can't stop smiling today <3

Why am I smiling when I’m not doing something for you? Ridiculous.

The reason how I would get you to stop watching TV and come play

I wanna be the reason why you jerk off today 🤭