How does my morning wood sound?

Hungover and horny, playing with my thick Sunday morning wood

Let me satisfy your morning wood

It's hard to hide my Monster Morning Wood sometimes

Woke up so horny, had to stroke my Saturday morning wood

hope you like lusting over some fat morning wood

Horny on hump day, had to stroke my thick morning wood

Stroking my thick Sunday morning wood

Help me with my morning wood

My morning wood needs to be dealt with, be a good slave and bend

Can someone help me out with my morning wood?

Taking care of my morning wood :]