original post: https://redd.it/147vc4x
Why did the avocado refuse to be peeled? It didn't want to be in a guacward situation.
bootypetite by TheSophiaRodriguez
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Why are you dressed like a chicken
Why did the avocado refuse to be peeled? It didn't want to be
Why did the lemon break up with the lime? It found out the lime
The spell had gone all wrong! Instead of swapping with our own
I'm always afraid to do it in the elevator... but I keep doing
And this is why you should keep your eyes peeled when driving
Why am I such a slut