HR gave me an award for employee retention...good thing they

Dumb slut had to punish himself after edging himself too far

HR said to improve employee retention. Don't worry, guys, I've

If HR knew about my employee retention methods, I'd be fucked...

She had turned down your proposal three times already, citing

Tell your your eyes stop staring at my boobs :)

Every time HR complains about employee retention, I remind them

Tell me when to stop... Smaller? Smaller than this? Oh you make

In the middle of fucking, I tell you I’m 42 … you stop?

Tell HR to stop worrying - I've got employee retention under

Tell me your age if i made you stop for me!

tell me your age if i made you stop for us