Would you let me seat on your face?

Is it okay for me to take a seat on your face?

Your face looks like a comfortable seat for my ass!

Your face looks like the perfect seat

Can I use your face as a seat?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

I will seat in your face but don't let any of my juices go to

Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on?

I need a seat, can I use your face?

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :) [BTBF]