Drunk man takes an iron spike to the neck while trying to climb

Flashback to Christmas and the fun I had with these sexy ladies.

POV: I am trying to flirt with you

This can’t be cheating she is just trying to win a bet and

Who’s trying to give me a creampie tonight

Trying to act innocent, is it working now?

trying to convince you to stay home with me today

Trying to act innocent, is it working now?

just trying to tempt you, let me know if it’s working

still looking for the perfect tongue

<3 I'm here, still trying to get to you :) <3

Just me trying to convince you to stay home with me today