"I'll f*ck you 'til you love me!" - Considering the fact that

starAngus is a Mormon jock who was recently fucked by his church

You're the best thing that's ever happened to me

You're the sweetest thing that's ever happened to me

I'll be the best thing that ever happened to you.

I'll be the best thing that ever happened to you

I'll be the best thing that ever happened to you.

I'll be the best thing that ever happened to you

I'll be the best thing that ever happened to you

I'll be the best thing that ever happened to you.

I'll be the best thing that ever happened to you

A sweet good girl nobody I know would ever suspect little me